1 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,911 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 2 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:35,828 ...beautiful putt right there -- 3 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:36,746 Good birdie. 4 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,123 That's only the... eight birdie of the day. 5 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,625 What? 6 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,751 Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,419 You want to go outside? 8 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:44,712 Outside? 9 00:00:47,674 --> 00:00:49,008 Outside? 10 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:55,682 Are you kidding me?! Come on! 11 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:56,641 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,642 W-what's wrong? 13 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,685 Your idiot dog! 14 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,520 Oh, he -- he didn't mean it, Dad. 15 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:01,437 D-did you, Snuffles? 16 00:01:01,521 --> 00:01:02,397 You're a good boy. 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,148 Don't praise him now, Morty! 18 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,108 He just peed on the carpet! 19 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,109 Bad dog! Bad! 20 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,110 Morty, come on. 21 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:08,111 I need your help tonight. 22 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,946 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 23 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,532 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 24 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:14,242 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little 25 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,577 smarter, would you? 26 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,120 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to 27 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,371 feel superior, Jerry. 28 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,664 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,957 Come on, Morty. 30 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,793 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 31 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,004 and use my son for your stupid science, 32 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,548 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use 33 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:29,799 for the family. 34 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,718 You make that dog smart or... 35 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:32,635 Morty's grounded! 36 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,137 Ha-ha! Aw, man! 37 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,973 Boy, you reality got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 38 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,354 All right, Ruffles -- What's his name? 39 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:44,272 Snuffles. 40 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:46,649 Snuffles, shake. 41 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:48,526 Roll over. 42 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:51,571 Go to the bathroom. 43 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,240 - Holy crap! - No way. 44 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:57,201 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 45 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,161 Have fun. 46 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,078 Come on, Morty. 47 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,288 That was fantastic, Rick! 48 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,831 Yeah, Morty, if you 49 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,583 like that, boy, you're -- you're reality going to flip your lid 50 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:04,500 over this one. 51 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:05,960 W-w-w-what is it? 52 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,463 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 53 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,089 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 54 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,216 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 55 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,885 You talking about "Inception"? 56 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,720 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like 57 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,847 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 58 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,182 "Inception" made sense. 59 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:20,767 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 60 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,727 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 61 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,896 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g-- we're gonna incept 62 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,940 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 63 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:29,484 That way you can, you know -- 64 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,903 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 65 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,613 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, 66 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:34,739 couldn't you have just, 67 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,366 you know, helped me with my homework? 68 00:02:36,449 --> 00:02:37,700 Are you listening to me, Morty? 69 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:38,743 Homework is stupid. 70 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,453 The whole point is to get less of it. 71 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,121 J-J -- come on, let -- j-- 72 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,748 let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 73 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,458 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 74 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,919 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me. 75 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,216 You don't know me! 76 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:56,427 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes -- real nice. 77 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:59,472 Next week on ""The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"".. 78 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:01,641 You don't know me! 79 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,227 Then let me get to know you, damn it! 80 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,895 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 81 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,814 I'm a full season behind. 82 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,440 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 83 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,859 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 84 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:12,902 It's really weird. 85 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,738 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 86 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:24,664 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins. 87 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:25,915 I'll take two. 88 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,959 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 89 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,043 You don't know me. 90 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,423 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 91 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,216 Make it bounce. 92 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:36,342 No, you didn't. 93 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:37,301 Oh, jiggle it now. 94 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:38,511 You better stop with that. 95 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,763 Allahu Akbar! 96 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,348 We're gonna take control of this plane! 97 00:03:42,432 --> 00:03:44,434 We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades 98 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:45,393 in math! 99 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:46,686 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 100 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,104 The name's not buddy. 101 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,605 It's Goldenfold. 102 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,232 Nice to wheat you! 103 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,403 Take cover, Morty! 104 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,323 Ooh! 105 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,451 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 106 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:02,618 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 107 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,580 I-l-l-I didn't take him for an active dreamer. 108 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,540 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 109 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:08,958 But we can't get kilted. 110 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,376 If you get killed in someone else's dream, 111 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,003 you die for real, Morty. 112 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,087 What?! Are you kidding me?! 113 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,172 Ohhhhhh! 114 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,548 Don't be a baby! 115 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,550 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 116 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,510 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 117 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:21,596 Now bring me my slippers. 118 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:25,349 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles. 119 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,934 This is what I'm talking about. 120 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,936 This is a dog. 121 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:29,937 Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:31,731 This should play out just fine. 123 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,484 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 124 00:04:34,567 --> 00:04:36,068 at our wedding and guess what. 125 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:45,870 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,121 He's trying to tell us something. 127 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:48,539 That is so awesome. 128 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,669 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna." 129 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:59,175 He's saying "I love Obama." 130 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,593 So cute! 131 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,720 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 132 00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:04,222 I should call Bob Saget. 133 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,556 Is that still a thing? 134 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,901 Hmm? 135 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,244 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 136 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,245 We just want to talk! 137 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,788 Why would I negotiate with you? 138 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,541 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything 139 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:32,625 bad to happen. 140 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,043 And because I have a human shield. 141 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,044 Mrs. Pancakes! 142 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:39,507 Oh, no, Morty. 143 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:40,800 His subconscious is panicking. 144 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,385 Run! 145 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,060 Relax, Morty. 146 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:51,978 Look! 147 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,187 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 148 00:05:53,271 --> 00:05:54,397 Come on! 149 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,774 Hey, you don't know me! 150 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,234 Oh, no, Rick, look! 151 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,694 Goldenfold landed the plane, 152 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,821 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes 153 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,657 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava! 154 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,950 Pretty concise, Morty. 155 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,827 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 156 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:08,995 That's it, Morty! 157 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,204 Prolonging the inevitable! 158 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,081 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 159 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,292 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 160 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,835 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 161 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:16,878 You don't know m-- 162 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,549 All right, let's go. 163 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,891 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 164 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:31,642 Don't judge, Morty. 165 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:32,643 Okay. 166 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:34,270 All right, well... 167 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,688 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 168 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,315 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us 169 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,691 when she wakes up. 170 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,277 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think 171 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,528 they came up with the idea. 172 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:43,988 Listen to me. 173 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,532 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 174 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:48,492 I'll talk to you after lunch. 175 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:51,579 Ooh, hey! 176 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:53,789 Ooh, oh! 177 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:54,999 Oh, man. 178 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,001 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no. 179 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,461 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 180 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,921 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby! 181 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,297 No, I'm okay. 182 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,300 Whoa! 183 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:05,843 Summer?! 184 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,011 Hey, there, stranger. 185 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,721 What do you think of these things? 186 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,598 Ohh! Oh! Gross! 187 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:11,766 Gross! 188 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:13,059 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 189 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,602 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! 190 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,145 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 191 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,229 It's S-S-S-Summer! 192 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,731 Aw, geez. 193 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,150 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he 194 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,152 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams, 195 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,571 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister. 196 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:27,156 Can you blame him? 197 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,616 Come on, old man, little boy. 198 00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:31,369 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 199 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,329 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 200 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,789 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake! 201 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:35,957 This is disgusting! 202 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:36,916 I'm gonna puke! 203 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,751 I can't take it, Rick! 204 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:41,963 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 205 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:43,172 Off with their heads! 206 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,716 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 207 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,809 What the hell? 208 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,770 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 209 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,147 version of a Centaur be dreaming 210 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:01,774 about a scary place like this, Rick? 211 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:02,733 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 212 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:03,901 Wha-what do you want from me? 213 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,823 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 214 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,908 Oh, here we go! 215 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,368 Holy crap! 216 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,787 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror 217 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,623 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 218 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,625 I'm Scary Terry. 219 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,877 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 220 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:25,589 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 221 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,216 What you got going on there? 222 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,718 Snuffles fix. 223 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:30,052 Make better. 224 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,304 Humans understand Snuffles now? 225 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:34,682 That...is...awesome! 226 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,101 Snuffles want to be understood. 227 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,562 Snuffles need to be understood. 228 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,188 Okay, yeah. 229 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:42,940 I get what Beth was talking about. 230 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,108 Fun's over. 231 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,401 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like, 232 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,695 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. 233 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,612 Why not? 234 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:49,530 I don't know. 235 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,158 It's Indian giving. 236 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,994 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing 237 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:58,539 machine, the vicious wolf stalks it sprey with purpose 238 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,124 and skill. 239 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,002 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic 240 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:06,797 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's 241 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:09,675 subservient little buddy. 242 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:16,140 Aw! Oh, my God! 243 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,101 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 244 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,063 ? "A," "B" ? 245 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:23,856 ? His name is Scary Terry ? 246 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:25,983 ? "C," "D" ? 247 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:27,234 ? He's very scary ? 248 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:28,736 Holy crap! 249 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,613 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 250 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,114 Ohhhhh! 251 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:34,784 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 252 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,243 ? "E," "F" ? 253 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:38,788 ? He'll design your death ? 254 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,164 The little girl! 255 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,751 Huh? 256 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,879 ? "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ? 257 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,339 Are you kidding me? This again? 258 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:50,299 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 259 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,300 Oh, geez, Rick. 260 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,468 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 261 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,845 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 262 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:55,805 Ohhhh! 263 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:56,722 Holy crap, Morty. 264 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,015 He can travel through dreams. 265 00:09:58,099 --> 00:09:59,642 He can travel through dreams! 266 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,143 We're so screwed! 267 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,321 Where are my testicles, Summer? 268 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,326 Where are my testicles, Summer? 269 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,410 They were removed. 270 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:19,995 Where have they gone? 271 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:21,664 Oh, wow. 272 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,166 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. 273 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,751 Do not call me that! 274 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,088 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 275 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:32,383 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty 276 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,592 and white. 277 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,887 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? 278 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:37,930 You're scaring me. 279 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,265 Scaring you? 280 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,018 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, 281 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:45,104 would they breed it with another deformed human 282 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,399 and put their children on display like the Dachshund? 283 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,358 Uhhh... 284 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,276 Hey. 285 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,027 Oh, wow. 286 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:53,821 Okay, is -- is -- is everything okay in here? 287 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,365 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 288 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,825 No! 289 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:02,329 No, we were...uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to ...uh... 290 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,583 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 291 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,959 Yeah. Totally. 292 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,002 Let's go. 293 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,592 You will walk when it is time to walk. 294 00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:21,390 What are we here for again? Incepting? 295 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,684 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 296 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,852 Oh, yeah. 297 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,980 Buckle up, bitch! 298 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,859 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot! 299 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,528 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 300 00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,614 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? 301 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,033 He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide. 302 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,284 I say we try hiding. 303 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,744 But that's the opposite of what-- 304 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,746 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 305 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,747 Hey, you know what? 306 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,373 You got a really good point there, Rick. 307 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:49,126 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like 308 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,337 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? 309 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,881 I-I-l think it's a good idea, Rick. 310 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,924 Worst-case scenario -- 311 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,508 we're back to running. 312 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,723 Wow, you know what? 313 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,558 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 314 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,018 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 315 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,519 Thanks, Morty. 316 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,271 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 317 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:11,190 You can run... 318 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,151 but you can't hide! 319 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:18,948 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 320 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,199 He's getting sleepy. 321 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,201 Just a tittle bit longer before he calls it a day. 322 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,869 That's when we make our move. 323 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,836 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 324 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,922 This is a huge misunderstanding. 325 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,799 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball. 326 00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,217 Well, I'm not calling him that. 327 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,343 That's ridiculous. 328 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,637 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 329 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,473 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem 330 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,891 with a bit of surgery. 331 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,895 You think you can control me with a haircut? 332 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,072 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day? 333 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,448 I don't want to talk about it! 334 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,242 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it. 335 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,743 Get off my back, bitch! 336 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,206 Out there. Not in here. 337 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,167 Yeah, I know, I know. 338 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:15,796 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. 339 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,381 I love you, Melissa. 340 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,383 I love you, too, Terry. 341 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,094 Morty, this is perfect. 342 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,512 After a little scary coitus, 343 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,140 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 344 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,646 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare. 345 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:33,939 Oh, boy, Rick. 346 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:36,317 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 347 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,902 ...scare Scary Terry. 348 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:41,864 Oh, no! 349 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,240 I'm late to class, bitch! 350 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,700 Oh, no! 351 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,285 I'm not wearing any pants! 352 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:51,415 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class 353 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,793 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim 354 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,087 through a pumpkin patch? 355 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,131 Oh...um... 356 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,090 "Bitch." 357 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,093 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun 358 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,763 involving pumpkins, bitch? 359 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,014 Hey, leave him alone! 360 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,474 Yeah, this is a bunch of bull crap. 361 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,352 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 362 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,437 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 363 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,314 Well, I never! 364 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,649 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 365 00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:21,111 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry. 366 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:24,156 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 367 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,993 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants ...dawg. 368 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,536 Here's a pair on us, fool. 369 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,538 Aww, bitch. 370 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,040 I don't know what to say. 371 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,041 You don't need to say anything. 372 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,042 We got you, dawg. 373 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,001 You're our boy, dawg. 374 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,544 Don't even trip. 375 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,012 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 376 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,474 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 377 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,435 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 378 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:54,895 As a matter of fact, Terry, 379 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,397 there is something you could help us with. 380 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,109 ? "Q," "R," You won't get very far ? 381 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,610 I always hated that song! 382 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,575 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 383 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,498 Sex is sacred! 384 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,966 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 385 00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,345 Holy crap! God damn! 386 00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:32,850 I know one thing for sure -- I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, 387 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,810 and that's my idea. 388 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,020 That is an original thought. 389 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,194 What the hell? 390 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,738 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 391 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,282 Oh, man, what's going on? 392 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,534 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 393 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,661 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, 394 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,663 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning 395 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,874 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 396 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,001 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 397 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,129 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just 398 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,672 because he's smart. 399 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,675 - This is why I choose to get C's. - Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 400 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,593 Dad! 401 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,635 Rick! 402 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,472 Oh, thank God, Morty. 403 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,556 Oh, you're welcome. 404 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,016 All right, let's get out of here. 405 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,560 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 406 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,562 or something before the dogs completely take over. 407 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 408 00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,564 We're not going anywhere. 409 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,607 This is my house. 410 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,691 I'm not abandoning it. 411 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,026 It's all over, Jerry. 412 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,111 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 413 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,906 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 414 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,073 Wait a minute. 415 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,158 I have an idea. 416 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,704 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 417 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:38,832 See that? 418 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,709 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 419 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,794 That means I own them. 420 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,341 Bad person. Bad. 421 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,842 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 422 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,511 Bring the boy to me. 423 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,016 You were always kind to me, Morty. 424 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,519 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 425 00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:02,689 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 426 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,233 Th-thanks, Snuffles. 427 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,196 Begin phase two. 428 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,198 Fighting continues as the dog 429 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,450 army captures the Eastern seaboard. 430 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,495 It appears clear at this time that the era of human 431 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,581 superiority has come to a bitter end. 432 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,378 Please! Please don't kill me! 433 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,505 What's she saying, Bill? 434 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,258 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 435 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,945 Mmm. 436 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,572 Thank you, Fido. 437 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,991 Rick! 438 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,117 I thought you were dead! 439 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,118 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 440 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,369 Good news, though, Morty. 441 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,495 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 442 00:17:58,579 --> 00:17:59,371 What? 443 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,372 It's a dream, Morty. 444 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,665 We're in your dog's dream. 445 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,958 The night the dogs captured us, 446 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,252 after you cried and crapped your pants, we -- 447 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,670 we all went to sleep. 448 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,839 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside 449 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,048 Snuffles' dream. 450 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,675 But I-it's been like a whole year! 451 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,218 It's been six hours. 452 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,429 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, 453 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,514 and dog time is one-seventh human time. 454 00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,349 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 455 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,977 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 456 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,687 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 457 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,688 Aw, man. 458 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,148 I really liked this life. 459 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,567 Well, at least I didn't reality crap my pants. 460 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,652 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 461 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,613 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 462 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,406 Out of all the things that happened to you, 463 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,991 that was the only real thing that, you know, 464 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,534 is that you crapped your pants. 465 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,161 I mean, it's a mess out there. 466 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,830 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream 467 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,665 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 468 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,916 Aw, man, geez! 469 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,168 Seriously? 470 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,669 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 471 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:49,046 Here, here take these, Morty. 472 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:49,963 Take these. 473 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,758 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 474 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,092 Close. 475 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,260 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 476 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,386 What?! 477 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,596 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 478 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,181 Don't even trip, dawg. 479 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,185 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball. 480 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,853 We're gonna need to do another operation. 481 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,896 Anything. 482 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,939 Anything for my precious Morty. 483 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,067 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 484 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,028 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 485 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,738 You could lose your Kingdom. 486 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,199 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter. 487 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:21,119 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 488 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,121 Do you think they would have done this for us? 489 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,332 We are not them! 490 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,045 We are not...them. 491 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,679 Assemble the troops. 492 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,555 I've made a decision. 493 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:44,267 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, 494 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,478 more cruelty. 495 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,898 Instead, we will go to a new word and colonize it with a 496 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,901 society of intelligent dogs -- 497 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,655 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one 498 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,282 where pet insurance will be mandatory. 499 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,867 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball. 500 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:05,539 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, 501 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,207 very much. 502 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,175 Jerry? 503 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,385 I'm sorry. 504 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,554 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 505 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,514 Oh, Jerry. 506 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,182 You mean because it had dogs in it. 507 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,308 Wow! 508 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,353 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 509 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,271 I wonder what it’ll be like, Rick. 510 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,772 I think it will be great, Morty. 511 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,816 You know, it's g--i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a 512 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,819 very satisfying project for people of all ages. 513 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,572 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. 514 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,532 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 515 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,118 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 516 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,537 What do you know, Morty? 517 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,580 What do you know? 518 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:18,737 Hi, guys. 519 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,322 I'm your new teacher for Scary class. 520 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,240 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson. 521 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,576 Uh, actuality, you know what? 522 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,536 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just 523 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,872 call me Scary Glenn, yeah? 524 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,833 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you 525 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,877 work on Fundamentals of Fear. 526 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,629 Which is -- what is that? 527 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,005 You know? 528 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,548 So, uh, here -- here's what I say -- 529 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:42,260 You can't learn anything until you learn ...how to chill. 530 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,012 Oooh! 531 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,518 This is how you dream, bitch. 532 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,481 It's a good-a show!